Dunces

Gigs part Two….
What do you do for a living?
Really?
Tell you what; I’ll turn up where you work on Monday, pissed,
and I’ll still tell you how to do a job I’ve never done.
I know you cannot hear the vocals, but that’s because the band wouldn’t turn down and/or the promoter, to make more money, wouldn’t pay out for a PA that would do the job.
So you’ve done this at college, have you?
Well that’s interesting, why have you spent the last few minutes looking at the lighting desk telling me to turn the vocals up?
Or. Over there is the EQ box, or so you tell me. In my world it is the Sound Desk or FOH Board, or something like that.
Which college did you go to?
Just don’t, don’t talk to the technicians about your thoughts about the quality of the sound or lights. They will know what is wrong, and they will be trying to fix it.
You are drunk but we have a bit of pride left.
You have been there…
I feel I have lifted a weight…